Man, this is like watching a whole room full of Sarah Silvermans really hot, smart, funny women who make you wish you played for Portland State. The Ladies are digging up what’s hot about the ACC tournament, so read up on that. Especially poignant is the UVA motivational poster.
Speaking of Virginia, I can’t wait to get out of this office. Which is normal, except for the fact that this office is in Charlottesville, VA, and I’m scheduled to cover the UVA/NC State Pimp Showdown. It’s Cav-man vs. Sidney Lowe in Tampa!!!!!!!! See me at Digital Headbutt in about two hours.

If I didn’t know better, I would have said the Cavaliers were jinxed when you liveblogged their game on my blog. Good thing I know better, along with Sidney Lowe’s voodoo red jacket. Give that thing 40 minutes and it can’t lose.
Say, how would you like to live blog Kansas’ run through the NCAA tournament? The good news is, you’ll witness the first 1-16 upset in history.
You’re mean. You shouldn’t say things like that or you’ll jinx the Tarheels. But seriously, every team that is ever a #1 seed should fear that upset – I can’t even imagine the humiliation of being the first.
Actually, in this case, Awful Announcing did get to me first. We started hatching plans for tournament coverage last week, so I’ll have to decline this time.
Don’t worry about me. My UNC team is already destined to disappoint.
But I kid. I really appreciate your help this week, without which an already difficult task would have been impossible.