The short-lived and much-mourned website SECpoon.com had more to say about this issue than I ever could, so I’ll just make one observation and then forge ahead.
There are ‘Cocks, Bammers, and an old ball coach. What else can a conference ask for?
Here are your SEC Porn Name All-Stars:
Offense
Casey Dick – QB – Arkansas
Billy Tapp – [...]
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Porn Name All-Stars – The SEC
Posted in College Football, Porn Name All-Stars, tagged SEC on November 13, 2007 | 8 Comments »
Condom Song – Telugu
Posted in Geeknology, Movies, Porn Name All-Stars on October 30, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Porn Name All-Stars: The Pac Ten
Posted in College Football, Porn Name All-Stars, tagged John David Booty on October 30, 2007 | 7 Comments »
You’d think a conference boasting Trojans and Beavers would yield a little more talent. But I had to really scour the rosters to come up with enough WRs to fill the slate this week. Thank goodness for Washington State, is all I can say.
In a related note, there’s no USC QB controversy here – John [...]
Porn Name All-Stars: The Big Ten
Posted in College Football, Porn Name All-Stars, tagged Big Ten on October 23, 2007 | 14 Comments »
The Big Ten might be a couple of inches short of the Big 12, but they more than make up for it with a brimming cornucopia (seasonal reference!) of hot porn names. It starts with Juice Williams and ends with Clint Huntrods, and it’s nothing but fun in-between.
Here are your Big Ten Porn Name [...]
Porn Name All-Stars: The Big East
Posted in College Football, Porn Name All-Stars, tagged Big East on October 16, 2007 | 6 Comments »
One thing stands out about the Big East – Dave Wannstedt has one hell of a porn mustache.
I had one disappointment, however. Last year, I discovered a Freshman DB for UConn named Jimmy McClam. I had really looked forward to four years of such a deliciously dirty name, but alas, it is not [...]
Porn Name All-Stars: The Big Twelve
Posted in College Football, Porn Name All-Stars, tagged Kansas Jayhawk Football on October 9, 2007 | 9 Comments »
I really don’t think there could be a better porn conference name than the Big Twelve. I mean, it’s more than the Big Ten, right? And let’s not even go there with the Pac-10.
It’s been a weird season in the Big 12 conference, as well, with Kansas and Missouri still amongst the ranks [...]
Porn Name All-Stars: The ACC
Posted in College Football, Porn Name All-Stars on October 1, 2007 | 17 Comments »
You know your Porn Name All-Stars post is going to be a good one when you can start off with this:
Stick it in, indeed, Hokies.
Presenting, the ACC Porn Name All-Stars:
Offense
Rob Swanke – QB – Boston College
Zak Asack – QB – Duke
Kyle Manley – QB – Georgia Tech
C.J. Spiller – RB – [...]
Porn Name All-Stars: Western Athletic Conference
Posted in College Football, Porn Name All-Stars on September 24, 2007 | 4 Comments »
If there’s one thing the WAC knows how to do, it’s to go the distance and then come back for more. I mean, you try traveling from Hawaii to Louisiana Tech, then from Idaho back to Hawaii. And then, when you get there, you still have to perform.
These guys got stamina.
Presenting, the WAC [...]
Porn Name All-Stars – The Mountain West Conference
Posted in College Football, Porn Name All-Stars on September 17, 2007 | 1 Comment »
The Mountain West is a strange conference for this treatment. It ranges from the mormon hotbed of BYU to Texas Christian University. It doesn’t sound like a place for porn names. But let’s remember – Jim McMahon went to Brigham Young, and I’m betting he figured out all kinds of interesting things [...]
Porn Name All-Stars: The Sun Belt Conference
Posted in College Football, Porn Name All-Stars on September 4, 2007 | 1 Comment »
I must admit, I was a bit apprehensive about this conference. There are only eight teams in the Sun Belt, and I’m used to having at least ten teams to work with.
However, these guys stepped up big-time. What they lacked in quantity they made up for in quality and concentration. Each school [...]
