Turkey Day Poll
November 23, 2006 by Eric Angevine
Thanksgiving day is thought of as a time for family togetherness, but if your family is like ours, the meal is actually the only time everyone is doing the same thing at the same time. The morning hours are dominated by parade coverage, which is traditionally enjoyed most by the female members of the family, and then afternoon nap time is devoted to football. Two competing cable networks fielded polls, asking their viewers to solve this dilemma.
Lifetime Network poll: How do we make Turkey Day football more fun?
Dallas and Detroit wear that boring blue, white, and silver combination. Get cuter outfits on the field!
Meet your new sideline reporter, Dr. McDreamy.
Offensive linemen remind us of our husbands. Could we get more tight ends, please?
Some kind of baby cam would be soooo cuuuute.
Dump that skanky sideline reporter in the river.
Spike TV poll: How do we make the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade fun to watch?
Pellet-gun sniper contest.
NASCAR-sponsored float races. 50 laps around Central Park.
Some kind of big-headed animal wrestling match would be awesome.
Marching ensembles should have an urban paintball “battle of the bands”.
Dump Meredith Vieira and Matt Lauer in the river. But Vieira should probably be wearing some kind of white t-shirt or tank top or something.