It is not often that The Extrapolater stoops to satirize an internet column. We all know that “blogs” are the lowest form of entertainment. The internet is no place for the news.
However, the willful ignorance displayed by our fellow WordPressor at The Xbox Domain cannot go unchallenged. Especially since he has garnered a top spot in the daily WordPress rankings and has left his coat-tails exposed, as it were.
We quote from the offending article here:
The amazing mind of Ben Heck has spun another wild concoction. The piece that caught the glare of many eye’s the first time was his Xbox 360 laptop. This time it’s his one handed 360 controller. Initially this sounds like a great idea, but after some more thought I don’t really see the practicality of it. It sure looks cool in that homemade kind of way though! What do you think?
So, Mr. Thewillefect (odd name, is that Dutch?), you can’t see the practical application? Have you seen the ungodly cleavage on Lara Croft in the Xbox 360 version of Tomb Raider Legend?
You tell me how a guy is supposed to do a proper job of toggling the joystick if he’s got to hold onto his controller with both hands? This controller allows a man to serve two masters – he can finish the game and finish himself at the same time.
In the future, we expect Mr. Thewilleffect to really think about the impact his words will have before he recklessly posts them to the internet. Need I remind you that the internet is not simply a big truck for you to dump your opinions on? The legions of fake-news readers here at The Extrapolater demand the best, and by god, they shall have it!