If you don’t know who this magnificent, schwetty-haired man is, you are in for a treat. This is Peyton Manning, and he’s playing the biggest football game of his life this weekend. He is undeniably one of the finest quarterbacks I have ever seen play the game. He is essentially a good guy who gives of his time and money to help rebuild his home city of New Orleans.
However, his personality lends itself to a certain amount of internet mockery. He is, if I may, a bit of a dork. A noodge, a weenie, and a prima donna. And, if you have a television, you have seen him in commercials for every major product under the sun, so he’s a tad overexposed.
So, yeah, I’m not afraid to take aim at an easy target. I’ve written enough articles about Peyton Manning at this point for him to qualify for his own category. If you’re preparing for the Super Bowl, and you need the straight dope about Peyton, this is your information center. Just click on the “Peyton Manning” category to your left, and you’ll be in business.
Please turn the lights off when you leave, and return your tray table and seat backs to the full upright position.
See you in Miami, Peyton! Good luck!