Nothing fries my corncakes like racism. Recently, Mr. J. Tu of 82SluggoWin exposed the double-agent secret reverse anti-racism of USC football players in a post titled Arian (sic) brotherhoods blah blah blah etcetera (abbreviation mine).
Well, let me tell you, as much as I hate racism, hypocrisy skedaddles my kittens even more. Where does JTu get off calling other people racist (or not really very racist at all, but just stupid enough to appear racist on a public message board) when he himself is quite virulently anti-Celt? I refer to execrable screeds like Survey Declares Notre Dame the Yankees of Playing Like Shit, and Notre Dame Objects to ESPN billing of Sugar Bowl as “Catholics vs. Competent Football Players”.
Oh, he claims it’s the University of Notre Dame he despises. But if so, why refer to them so frequently as “The Irish”? This is just one short step away from “Potato-Eating Mongrels”, a phrase that I can neither confirm nor deny that Tu has ever used, let alone even read until I printed it.
Regardless of your thoughts on this matter, if you have read my side of the story and want to show your friends that you are above this kind of backward thinking, please join our Facebook group: Jonathan Tu expresses anti-Irish sentiment. You can make a difference today. Stamp out racism by gathering together in a group with other people who already agree with you!
Next in my sights? Those stereotyping coonasses over at Loser With Socks.
Thank you for your support.
*Disclaimer: I really like Jonathan and his site. I am only latently racist, and as such I often attempt to paper over my guilty feelings by ribbing someone who lives 2,000 miles away from me and cannot physically injure me if he is offended by my “joke”. In short, I kid because I love. And because I can get away with it.