It’s becoming more and more obvious that one of the least friendly players ever to don a uniform will, in fact, become our all-time home run champ some time this week.
I’ve been thinking about justice, and I think I’ve come up with two possibilities for administering it to Barry Bonds.
1. When Barry is admitted to the Major League Hall of Fame, his induction speech must be given by Jeff Kent.
2. Barry will be allowed in to the Hall of Fame regardless of his deeds, pro or con, if he can successfully campaign for Jeff Kent’s inclusion in Cooperstown.
I think that about covers it.