This blog is still… STILL not one year old yet. However, in the 11 months of printed chicanery that have elapsed, the only player in any sport to merit his own tag is Peyton Manning. Peyton was the subject of some of my earliest posts, which were linked by Deadspin and made me realize someone was actually reading. So I straightened up and rode the Indianapolis Pony for a while.
Since Peyton and Reggie are getting ready to play one another (well, technically, they’ll be alternating on offensive series, but don’t tell the NFL promotions department) tonight in the kickoff special for the NFL, I am cooking up a new entry to this canon of fine tomfoolery, but for now, go back and read the stuff you missed back when you never heard of me.