Sisters Are Doin’ It for Themselves

They are women, hear them roar.  I interviewed some of our favorite female bloggers for Chicago Sports Weekly, and this is what came of it:

Six Degrees of Separation (page 28)

Yes, I know this would be easier to read if it were on a website instead of a .pdf  But this ain’t the Gemini missions….

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Porn Name All-Stars: The Big Twelve

I really don’t think there could be a better porn conference name than the Big Twelve. I mean, it’s more than the Big Ten, right? And let’s not even go there with the Pac-10.

It’s been a weird season in the Big 12 conference, as well, with Kansas and Missouri still amongst the ranks of the unbeaten. Could the North Division actually be dominant this season? Odds are you don’t care.

So let’s strike while the gridiron is hot, as they say:

Offense

Colt McCoy – QB – Texas
Jeff Wood – QB – Texas A&M
John David Weed – QB – Baylor

Marlon Lucky – RB – Nebraska
Samson Taylor – RB – Texas A&M
Dantrell Savage – RB – Oklahoma State
Baron Batch – RB – Texas Tech
Alex Spears – FB – Texas

Houston Jones – WR – Iowa State
Xavier Rambo – WR – Kansas
Forrest Shock – WR – Missouri
Jeremy Broadway – WR – Oklahoma State
Michael Blackwood – WR – Boston College
Lyle Leong – WR – Texas Tech
L.A. Reed – WR – Texas Tech
Derek Fine – TE – Kansas
Jeremy Mack – TE – Kansas State
Ryan Allgood – TE – Oklahoma

Buck Burnette – OL – Texas
Philip Loadholt – OL – Oklahoma
Brad Rooker – OL – Kansas State
Ian Wolfe – OL – Kansas
Devin Head – OL – Colorado
Sam Sledge – OL – Baylor
Hunter Hightower – OL – Baylor

Defense

Jameon Hardeman – DL – Baylor
Stryker Sulak – DL – Missouri
Maurice Cummings – DL – Oklahoma State
Allen Oh – DL – Oklahoma State
Marque Fountain – DL – Oklahoma State
Randy King – DL – Baylor

Evan Fick – LB – Iowa State
Bo Ruud – LB – Nebraska
Austin Box – LB – Oklahoma
Justin Gent – LB – Oklahoma State
Rod Johnson – LB – Oklahoma State
Dakota Lewis – LB – Kansas

Tang Bacheyie – DB – Kansas
Mack Breed – DB – Missouri
Perrish Cox – DB – Oklahoma State
Anthony Blue – DB – Nebraska
Alton Widemon – DB – Baylor
Justin Rumple – DB – Iowa State

Special Teams
Cole Brokenicky – P – Kansas State
Josh Cherry – K – Kansas State
Brik Brinker – KR – Texas Tech
David Wonders – Deep Snapper – Iowa State

Deep Snapper was a new one to me, but I am lobbying for it to replace Long Snapper as the preferred terminology in college football.  Better yet, David Wonders is apparently managing in health and human performance.  Supply your own porn joke here.

Little known fact: Colt McCoy is to blame for the invention of this feature. I made a remark on a message board last year that “Colt McCoy” sounded like an excellent porn name. That got me to thinking that the NCAA was full of good porn names.

So here we are. Next week, alphabetical order takes us to the Big East.

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