Two top internet search terms came together into one glorious story of rampant fertility today when New England Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady confessed that he is the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby.
“I was never formally introduced to Anna Nicole” said the NFL superstar “but she did stay at the same hotel as Bridget and I a few months back. Best I can figure is she made the classic mistake and went swimming in the ocean a few hours after Bridge and I had a little one-on-one time in the surf. As we’ve seen in recent weeks, my boys can really swim, and it only takes one to make another member of the Brady Bunch.”
Former 2,000 yard rusher and acquitted murder suspect O.J. Simpson persists in his own claim to be the father of Smith’s baby. Speaking in front of reporters, Simpson accused Brady of denying him his paternal rights and announced his decision to file suit for intentional infliction of emotional distress, which he valued at $12 million.
In addition, Simpson expressed his concern over Brady’s apparently pathological need to pick apart defenses in both outdoor and indoor sports. “A good Quarterback like Tom knows that sometimes it’s better to just fall on the ball rather than risk a fumble on the naked bootleg. And I don’t care if you’re Catholic. If the glove does not fit, you must quit.”
A federal judge heard pretrial motions in the case, but was forced to recuse herself after a prolonged bout of morning sickness.
Haha, well done.
The boys at KSK might want to revise their labeling of Rex Grossman as The Sex Cannon. As always, Brady’s getting it done with his trademark silence and top-shelf performance.
It was so obvious, yet we all overlooked it. Until now. Thank you.
I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened while Anna Nicole was working the streets for Sidney Lowe.
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Honestly, at this juncture, Tom Brady should consider using the tuck rule. Really, though …
You have no idea how shocked I was as I searched to see if anyone had written it yet. I kept going “seriously? Nobody?”
…poor Anna…
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This is a work of vile fiction, sir. Brady only taps the most beautifulest and rarest of asses, plus Charlie Weis. Hang your head. Hang it!
lol…
And we should care why?
“And we should care why?”
finally someone is thinking ….
i 2nd that !!
Tom Brady is such a horny hoe
Who farted?
Tom must also be well endowed … only the boys in the locker room know for sure
Funny one…
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Hilarious!! He looks well endowed come to think of it………right!
Charlie Weis just announced that he is pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby.
Tom Brady is a clown. Jizzelle is a ridiculous person for anyone with any integrity to be with. You tax Jizelle then ship her back off to her model friends, you dont wife that. Clown, straight tool.
Great article!!! Did he submit his DNA?????
I think everyone who wants some already has a sample, frankly.
More conversations about Mr. Brady’s sperm will move this country forward in the public dialogue and bring much needed healing. Thank you for the informative article.
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